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Photo by   My name is Yanick   on  Unsplash . First published on Medium . . Donald Trump will appear in his first post POTUS Reality TV program. He is scheduled to star in a live reenactment of Gary Troubadour’s The Great Pumpkin & Putin: A Love Horror Story. . In 1971, Nelson Rockefeller slaughtered 33 Black inmates at the Attica prison. Rockefeller was a presidential candidate who had to show his true White humanity to those who were going to elect him. Remind you of anyone? . Hey, it was a different time back in 1971… When slaughtering Black Americans made sense for political and societal purposes, being it was merely the white culture back then, just as slavery and Jim Crow were in their time. So white culture can also be as vile as it will and must be today, then tomorrow we can look back on it with indifferent, and nostalgic eyes. . Systemic racism cannot be a thing because it disappeared shortly after the 1960s. David Hardy was an investigative reporter working...

Photo by   Heinz Schneider   on  Unsplash . Published first on Medium . < The Eyes of March is a Roman themed misspelling contest. . The 15th of March is actually not a scary thing. That’s at least how the   Ides would have it . . Let’s check your spelling and your sight: Can you see this correctly? The Standard Ayes Chart. . Our   national debt is   not   really a thing . But the printing and depositing of U.S. dollars is. Just ask   Alan Greenspan . . Walt Ditsy was my favorite Mouseketeer. . Why are white male nationalist, evangelical conservatives always complaining about homosexuality as they are sucking on Trump’s dick? . A woman’s place is in the home. This man’s place is now in the dog house. . A man should never seek a woman’s comfort. Especially when she tries to touch you with her freaky cold feet. . Children are a blessing. The neighbor’s kids often less so. . Smile if you are happy! If not, 🖕. . I have worn a mask for nearly twelv...

Photo by   Joanna Stołowicz   on  Unsplash First published on Medium . Give peac h e s a chance. . After achieving so much in this business endeavor… We should pursue another line of coke. . We want to know your pain. Dr. Oz’s Pimping Pain Clinic. . There is so much love in the world… I’d rather try something else. . I was a driver for the Voyeurs Touring Company’s   Eyes Wide Shuttle . Extreme inequality is a class warfare term created by liberals to make nearly everyone feel poor. Extreme disproportionate wealth only means we are hundreds of times smarter, and eugenically valued than most, so worth   every damn cent we have gouged from the 90% , a.k.a. lower class chumps, or lazy takers. . “You cannot make this bull shit   up, but he did.” The theme of DJT’s Presidential Library. . Our lives seem mundane only when we awake. . Truly I tell you… Writing jokes for toilet rolls was not my first career choice. Photo by   Jasmin Sessler   on  Uns...

Photo by   Umanoide   on  Unsplash First published on Medium . . The writing is on the wall; The thief that keeps giving the all of others: a very productive plagiarist. . They approached the capitol with a deep love for this country in their hearts… And in their angrily thrusting, hate-filled hands, the American flag. . Trump did nothing wrong; He merely   suggested   his followers kill every democrat, and RINO in a raging mad melee. . The worst thing to do in Texas is expect government to work in your interest. The best thing you can do is leave a mess as you leave Texas. . Wake up, and smell the piss and vinegar. A not-quite-there idiom for the old get up early, and   go   now, exerciser. . We have nothing to gain by raising a stink about the climate. The world is better off not knowing its fate. People might panic, and do something. . Republicans hate regulations. Texans love freezing to death. . I became xenophobic from a bumper sticker. . I am n...

Photo by   Jen Theodore   on  Unsplash First published on Medium . .  Racism is not systemic because I don’t see systemic. I am systemic-blind. . The way black Americans are treated in this country is not any different than a white American caught with a bucket of history, and current data, whitewash. . We will not and cannot pay slavery and Jim Crow reparations because our irresponsible ancestors that created, and allowed these   systemic   horribles palmed it off on us. . There can only be two genders: the males who made these rules, and the females that must follow them. . Women should be women. Men should be men. Everyone else should have gotten the memo from the wrongheaded, godhead office. . We must listen to our religious leaders when it comes to sexuality and gender because they previously stoned to death anyone who   thought for themselves . . Homosexuality   is wrong because the Pope reads a cryptic, ancient book many unknown people wro...

Photo by   Mateus Campos Felipe   on  Unsplash First published on Medium . . First, “sexism” stands in for   genderism   in title. There are also barely enough “V” words to choose from for writing the most cogent of alliterations, but I did my   ornery   best. . Second, I want to avoid giving away the plot, or accidentally spout spoilers. As you may have already noticed, I struggle to regulate my thoughts. Actually, I have gotten much better since 3rd grade. That said, sex is hard for many to talk about.   Right there; I did it again!   Anyway, our prudish sensibilities, and our lack of updated training in the language and understanding of sexuality, let alone gender, is legion, and a lesion on society. . Mom and dad should teach it. Surely don’t teach such important things in schools. The church should teach it. With the church guiding the lessons, mom and dad should teach it. (Maybe dad shouldn’t teach it?) What if a 3rd grader neighborhoo...