My Magnum Opus & Eeyore Essay 2.24

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First published on Medium.
Give peaches a chance.

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After achieving so much in this business endeavor…
We should pursue another line of coke.

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We want to know your pain.
Dr. Oz’s Pimping Pain Clinic.

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There is so much love in the world…
I’d rather try something else.

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I was a driver for the Voyeurs Touring Company’s Eyes Wide Shuttle.
Extreme inequality is a class warfare term created by liberals to make nearly everyone feel poor.
Extreme disproportionate wealth only means we are hundreds of times smarter, and eugenically valued than most, so worth every damn cent we have gouged from the 90%, a.k.a. lower class chumps, or lazy takers.

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“You cannot make this bullshit up, but he did.”
The theme of DJT’s Presidential Library.

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Our lives seem mundane only when we awake.

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Truly I tell you…
Writing jokes for toilet rolls was not my first career choice.
Photo by Jasmin Sessler on Unsplash

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The nation is still so messed up right now.
A Mar-a-Lago size suppository should do the job.

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Extreme inequality has divided our nation, is killing its citizens, and will destroy our future.
It is what Republicans call the just desserts of their white-supremacy capitalism.

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We cannot be what we are not.
This is a misnomer, for who do you say I am?

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To be or not to be.
Yes. That was a question.
(My punctuation is atrocious.)

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Believe me…
I never even wanted a rose garden.

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Extreme inequality is not a real thing.
Until it is your fate.

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We wallow in our pain.
Of course, when else is it possible?

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Well, not everything can be explained.
Making sense of the fact that only an orange wax likeness* is presented at DJT’s Presidential Library.
(*a.k.a. oral lichen-planus)
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Some things should not be explained.
I did not sign up for f’ing oral pathology class!

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When the abyss presents itself…
Give Trump a push.

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By Richard The Chwalek.

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