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My Magnum Opus & Eeyore Essay 3.01

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Photo by   Allen Taylor   on  Unsplash . First published on Medium . . We are not alone… That means COVID is   not   over, said parents on a winter day who have one child or more. . When our government attempts to do something good for Americans… Freedom and liberty plagiarists demand that we have contempt for science that could save our lives. . Live, Laugh, and Love. You can only pick one if it is the 13th month of COVID. Or none of the above,   a.k.a.   only crying. Photo by   Mehrnegar Dolatmand   on  Unsplash . . Money is not the object of all our desires. That said, I just left a few Hamiltons at a nearby entertainment enterprise, after having my way with a Benjamin or two. . Home Sweet Home. In the year 2119, the quaint saying is found in a 100 year time capsule. The first time the saying has been read since the capsule was buried. . In time of emergency… Lives will be messed up by Texas utilities. . QANON   is not on the No...

My Magnum Eeyore & Opus Essay 2.19

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Photo by   Umanoide   on  Unsplash First published on Medium . . The writing is on the wall; The thief that keeps giving the all of others: a very productive plagiarist. . They approached the capitol with a deep love for this country in their hearts… And in their angrily thrusting, hate-filled hands, the American flag. . Trump did nothing wrong; He merely   suggested   his followers kill every democrat, and RINO in a raging mad melee. . The worst thing to do in Texas is expect government to work in your interest. The best thing you can do is leave a mess as you leave Texas. . Wake up, and smell the piss and vinegar. A not-quite-there idiom for the old get up early, and   go   now, exerciser. . We have nothing to gain by raising a stink about the climate. The world is better off not knowing its fate. People might panic, and do something. . Republicans hate regulations. Texans love freezing to death. . I became xenophobic from a bumper sticker. . I am n...

My Magnum Opus & Eeyore Essay 2.17

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Photo by   Jen Theodore   on  Unsplash First published on Medium . .  Racism is not systemic because I don’t see systemic. I am systemic-blind. . The way black Americans are treated in this country is not any different than a white American caught with a bucket of history, and current data, whitewash. . We will not and cannot pay slavery and Jim Crow reparations because our irresponsible ancestors that created, and allowed these   systemic   horribles palmed it off on us. . There can only be two genders: the males who made these rules, and the females that must follow them. . Women should be women. Men should be men. Everyone else should have gotten the memo from the wrongheaded, godhead office. . We must listen to our religious leaders when it comes to sexuality and gender because they previously stoned to death anyone who   thought for themselves . . Homosexuality   is wrong because the Pope reads a cryptic, ancient book many unknown people wro...

My Magnum Eeyore & Opus Essay 2.12

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Photo by   Medena Rosa   on  Unsplash First published on Medium . .  We find ourselves in a precarious place; why are insurrectionist lemmings lining up in front of us? . There is nothing so ironic as a Second Amendment perpetrator traitor. . The Constitution be damned, yelled the Trumplican constitutional originalist. . States’ rights is so important to our nation that it trumps our Constitution. . I know that we are a Christian nation, and the church must be in the state, because of the unconstitutional religious test I just aced! . We are not a democracy because the founders wanted us to vote their conscience. . There is but one truth, because a conservative evangelical nationalist told me so. . I do not have a racist bone in my body; I whitewashed each of them yesterday. . The word democracy was never mentioned in the Constitution (sin of omission), neither was slavery (sin of commission). . America has nothing to apologize for; no wonder Christian Americans are ...

My Magnum Opus & Eeyore Essay 1.0

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Photo by   Zdeněk Macháček   on  Unsplash First published on Medium .