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My Magnum Opus & Eeyore Essay 3.27

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Photo by   Gene Gallin   on  Unsplash . First published on Medium . . Once we have our   successful   insurrection… Republicans will fully show how   little   we think blue lines, codes, or lives matter. . Nothing can be explained or solved by science… Until a Republican pollster analyzes it. . There is something contradictory in GOP water… Republicans say Biden and school teachers are   too cautious   about COVID, the same political party that says COVID is like the flu, masks do not work, herd immunity happens after everyone who is susceptible to COVID dies from it (actually that one is true, but f’ing ghoulish), that visiting in crowded bars is good for the   economy   of casket makers (again that one is true, but disturbing and ghastly),… Biden seeks tenuous balance on school reopening and variant threats - KVIA When officials from the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced Friday that they were relaxing the… kv...

My Magnum Opus & Eeyore Essay 3.24

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Photo by   Claire Anderson   on   Unsplash . First published on Medium .   . The world must bow to my desires… Sure. But first curtsey this. Asshole! . The humor is getting harsher and harsher everyday… Possibly, it is because you deserve it. Asshole! . It is like no matter what you say nowadays gets you a backhand… Takes you a while to get the message, doesn’t it? Asshole! . There is nothing you can say to me that will make me change my mind. Actually I am done talking. So I brought my lobotomy tools. 'You'll be praised': Audio of Trump call with Georgia elections investigator offers new details = likely Trump has a lobotomy. President Donald Trump urged Georgia's chief elections investigator to find "dishonesty" that could help overturn the… www.nbcnews.com . Wasn't lobotomy humor outlawed decades ago? Not if it is funny. Asshole! . Haven’t asshole joke comebacks also outlived their usefulness? No. Yet you have obviously outlived your youthfulness. Saggi...

My Magnum Opus & Eeyore Essay 3.17

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Photo by   Jacob Bentzinger   on  Unsplash . First published on Medium .  . Yes, it is a wicked world. But remember… We mustn’t allow others to have all the fun. . I have always been able to say, there is never a time when violence is justified. Of course, I have never watched the Tucker Carlson Show either. . Bobby Kennedy was the epitome of white privilege. Though he once said, there is no such thing as white people or systemic racism, let alone wealth and power privilege. Just say it isn’t so whitey, and it isn’t. . Many people have an aversion to the truth… Why are Americans always pigeonholed when this topic of discussion comes up? . White privilege is a lie Black people   tell to make you think   slavery was a bad thing,   and that you would have   hated being a slave too. . Remember, when I criticize America, I actually hate America… Just like a Republican, who storms Capitol Hill to stop the vote for president provided in the Constitution,...

My Magnum Opus & Eeyore Essay 3.06

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Photo by   Cesira Alvarado   on  Unsplash . First published on Medium . I find life fascinating. However it would be a lot better if   a   fascinating life found me. . We could expect to get everything we dream of. Since Jeff Bezos has been that person, at least before he cheated on his wife. . You will never get away with breaking all the rules, cheating, abusing, defrauding, lying, stealing… And you thought I was going to say, except for Trump, didn’t you? Damn! . No way Republicans could justly move a Black,   former cop,   candidate’s home of 18 years into another district, shortly after he filed to run. Realize this is a southern state, specifically Georgia.   Oh! Then yeah, very likely: How White Georgia Republicans Are Derailing an African-American Candidate . Nothing is as funny as it seems. And it seems seeming is not as funny as being funny. . Not all funny things need to make sense. But if you don’t make more than cents being funny, yo...

My Magnum Opus & Eeyore Essay 3.03

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  Photo by   Mark Paton   on  Unsplash . First published on Medium . . Felons are the menace… But whites lock up Black Americans at almost four times the rate of whites because whites are   merely  colorblind to disparate impact and tone deaf to injustice. . I was cautious at one time… But recently, I threw my caution towel in to the wind. . What do we really know? And when will we ever care to really know it? . You should wear a mask to save others and yourself… Unless you’re all messed up like Texas. . Minnesota felons cannot vote because they are disproportionately Black Americans and American Indian. Voting is best done by those able to disproportionately lock up the most people they want disenfranchised. . COVID-19 has killed so many people… Not even Republicans can fathom it. . I broke the heart of the banking system. So now it wants to be home alone. . Experts are needed… Unless it is something like climate change or COVID-19, then pundits and politi...