My Magnum Opus & Eeyore Essay 3.04

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The Eyes of March is a Roman themed misspelling contest.

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The 15th of March is actually not a scary thing.
That’s at least how the Ides would have it.

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Let’s check your spelling and your sight:
Can you see this correctly? The Standard Ayes Chart.

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Our national debt is not really a thing.
But the printing and depositing of U.S. dollars is. Just ask Alan Greenspan.

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Walt Ditsy was my favorite Mouseketeer.

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Why are white male nationalist, evangelical conservatives always complaining about homosexuality as they are sucking on Trump’s dick?

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A woman’s place is in the home.
This man’s place is now in the dog house.

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A man should never seek a woman’s comfort.
Especially when she tries to touch you with her freaky cold feet.

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Children are a blessing.
The neighbor’s kids often less so.

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Smile if you are happy!
If not, 🖕.

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I have worn a mask for nearly twelve months.
And I was duped, it deal steal my freedom, it made our governor a tyrant, and I just choked to death from my own backwash. It is amazing I lived this long.

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Much is said, much is expected, much must be done, much should be used less.

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We live in a fantasy world.
Since it will suck spending an eternity in a box.

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Life is worth living.
Unless someone knows something I do not.

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Striving to be the best is a great motto.
Except for those barely able to survive another day.

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There is nothing left to say.
This is where the right mind finally comes in handy.

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We should realize that words do matter.
That is unless you are an incitement exonerated president.

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By Richard The Chwalek.

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