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My Magnum Opus & Eeyore Essay 3.27

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Photo by   Gene Gallin   on  Unsplash . First published on Medium . . Once we have our   successful   insurrection… Republicans will fully show how   little   we think blue lines, codes, or lives matter. . Nothing can be explained or solved by science… Until a Republican pollster analyzes it. . There is something contradictory in GOP water… Republicans say Biden and school teachers are   too cautious   about COVID, the same political party that says COVID is like the flu, masks do not work, herd immunity happens after everyone who is susceptible to COVID dies from it (actually that one is true, but f’ing ghoulish), that visiting in crowded bars is good for the   economy   of casket makers (again that one is true, but disturbing and ghastly),… Biden seeks tenuous balance on school reopening and variant threats - KVIA When officials from the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced Friday that they were relaxing the… kv...

My Magnum Opus & Eeyore Essay 3.24

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Photo by   Claire Anderson   on   Unsplash . First published on Medium .   . The world must bow to my desires… Sure. But first curtsey this. Asshole! . The humor is getting harsher and harsher everyday… Possibly, it is because you deserve it. Asshole! . It is like no matter what you say nowadays gets you a backhand… Takes you a while to get the message, doesn’t it? Asshole! . There is nothing you can say to me that will make me change my mind. Actually I am done talking. So I brought my lobotomy tools. 'You'll be praised': Audio of Trump call with Georgia elections investigator offers new details = likely Trump has a lobotomy. President Donald Trump urged Georgia's chief elections investigator to find "dishonesty" that could help overturn the… www.nbcnews.com . Wasn't lobotomy humor outlawed decades ago? Not if it is funny. Asshole! . Haven’t asshole joke comebacks also outlived their usefulness? No. Yet you have obviously outlived your youthfulness. Saggi...

My Magnum Opus & Eeyore Essay 3.20

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Photo by   My name is Yanick   on  Unsplash . First published on Medium . . Donald Trump will appear in his first post POTUS Reality TV program. He is scheduled to star in a live reenactment of Gary Troubadour’s The Great Pumpkin & Putin: A Love Horror Story. . In 1971, Nelson Rockefeller slaughtered 33 Black inmates at the Attica prison. Rockefeller was a presidential candidate who had to show his true White humanity to those who were going to elect him. Remind you of anyone? . Hey, it was a different time back in 1971… When slaughtering Black Americans made sense for political and societal purposes, being it was merely the white culture back then, just as slavery and Jim Crow were in their time. So white culture can also be as vile as it will and must be today, then tomorrow we can look back on it with indifferent, and nostalgic eyes. . Systemic racism cannot be a thing because it disappeared shortly after the 1960s. David Hardy was an investigative reporter working...

My Magnum Opus & Eeyore Essay 3.17

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Photo by   Jacob Bentzinger   on  Unsplash . First published on Medium .  . Yes, it is a wicked world. But remember… We mustn’t allow others to have all the fun. . I have always been able to say, there is never a time when violence is justified. Of course, I have never watched the Tucker Carlson Show either. . Bobby Kennedy was the epitome of white privilege. Though he once said, there is no such thing as white people or systemic racism, let alone wealth and power privilege. Just say it isn’t so whitey, and it isn’t. . Many people have an aversion to the truth… Why are Americans always pigeonholed when this topic of discussion comes up? . White privilege is a lie Black people   tell to make you think   slavery was a bad thing,   and that you would have   hated being a slave too. . Remember, when I criticize America, I actually hate America… Just like a Republican, who storms Capitol Hill to stop the vote for president provided in the Constitution,...

My Magnum Opus & Eeyore Essay 3.13

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  Photo by   Mathew Schwartz   on  Unsplash . First published on Medium . It is wrong to call a White person racist when you don’t know if it is in their heart, mind, or bones. I am Trudy sorry. But did I… At least …Hit a nerve? . Hypocritical Republicans generate insanely severe taxing scheme… Reading crazy conspiracies and other conservative claptrap taxes the brain of persons who think logically, and use facts to undergird understanding. . Yeah. Maybe there is extreme inequality in the world, even in America… That doesn’t mean you need to focus on it enough to see how badly it hurts people every, single, fucking, day. The Broken Ladder Check out this great listen on Audible.com. A timely examination by a leading scientist of the physical, psychological… www.audible.com . When a Republican says the debt is too high… Ask them, then why are T-Bills (or Treasury notes)   always   the safest investment? . To have everything explained, even quantum physic...