My Magnum Opus & Eeyore Essay 3.01

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First published on Medium.

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We are not alone…
That means COVID is not over, said parents on a winter day who have one child or more.

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When our government attempts to do something good for Americans…
Freedom and liberty plagiarists demand that we have contempt for science that could save our lives.

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Live, Laugh, and Love.
You can only pick one if it is the 13th month of COVID.
Or none of the above, a.k.a. only crying.
Photo by Mehrnegar Dolatmand on Unsplash.

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Money is not the object of all our desires.
That said, I just left a few Hamiltons at a nearby entertainment enterprise, after having my way with a Benjamin or two.

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Home Sweet Home.
In the year 2119, the quaint saying is found in a 100 year time capsule.
The first time the saying has been read since the capsule was buried.

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In time of emergency…
Lives will be messed up by Texas utilities.

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QANON is not on the No-Fly-List.
It has already flown the coop, shat its propaganda poop, and making everyone it can, a dupe.

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Call out the national guard to restore orderly power.
Texas windmills are on strike for respect, and want to clear the air about their impotence, failure to get things up to speed, frigid spinsterism, and other lies.

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Much of our political speech is filled with fabrications and conspiracies.
Thankfully, it is just a few bad apples.

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THIS JUST IN: The climate crisis is not real!
Based on not so good of an authority. But we aired the story to provide political imbalance, due to short term, financially prudent reasons.

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No one likes a smart ass.
Where is your proof? Says the smart ass to his most recent ex-girlfriend.

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How and why are we helping citizens of other countries when their governments will never help them like we are, and nothing really improves, even gets worse?
We focus on how we feel about our giving, and what it does for our souls. It was never really about them anyway. Check out how badly foreign aid does and why. Rethink foreign aid.

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World problems are not our problem…
Because after America supports a dictator for a generation, it is hard to know where start due to all the things he and we did to shatter that nation’s future.
Photo by Humphrey Muleba on Unsplash.

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American remorse has never been exported to foreign markets…
Until all the terrible autocratic atrocities and economic raping is complete.

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Invading and occupying Iraq was somewhat of a mistake.
Yet there is no reason we cannot come up with other logical treasons to do something just as destructive and dumb ass laden.

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Trying to be better than we are should be difficult.
However, to overcome such difficulties, improving your results by hacking the system is not impossible.

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Why do people cheat as cards?*
They just don’t know any bettor, puns.
*Yes “as” not “at”.

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Each person in the world is unique.
Unfortunately, no one has ever fully researched and verified the theory.

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Coal country is represented by West Virginia Senator, Joe Manchin.
He is a democrat with Republican Jim Inhofe’s knowledge of snowball science.

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By Richard The Chwalek.

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