The Confessions of A Systemically White, Color-Blind Caste Member
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When I was Republican white boy woke, I almost noticed something missing from before. I was seeing our color-blind caste system with new eyes. There, right in front of me, was the strangest and most unknowable sight. The outlines of something called racism, which no liberal can see in a conservative’s heart or mind, so we cannot be considered racist.
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Seeing no color, due to being blind from it, I could hardly believe what I was not really seeing. In every instance where racist data pointed, gathered by liberals, there were problems in our society. Most conservatives like myself said, those white culture discrediting data discoveries are merely remnants and residue from Technicolor images of the past, which we whites can no longer see.
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I wish it was easier to explain away. Explaining away is such a cherished feature of the white color-blind caste. White of course means normal, not something aberrant, like other colors we cannot see. Not seeing colors makes a caste system impossible, except if it is a color-blind caste system, which sees no color to avoid seeing the negative aspects of life, seeing color discovers.
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When I bring up the color-blind caste, liberals angrily scoff. My hope is not to upset people, but to show how conservatives like myself simplify the process of historical memory, and documented facts by dumbing it all down to a favorable presentation and a proper hierarchy. Having one group in charge who are the normal color rather than many groups who feel they see color, which we cannot, is much more beneficial to us. Everyone wishes they were in charge, and since we whites have the control, why would we not be color-blind if it put a veneer of civility on our soulless existence, and infinite power grab?
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When we finally quit seeing black people, it was like they were not there. So being color-blind works for everyone as we perversely see it, without seeing anything real. We do not see them, and they only see us from inside injustice. Our soul cleansing occurs because we whites see only what needs to be seen by a well-honed tunnel vision.
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While justice is blind, we whites are injustice color-blind. Non-color people can have as many rights as they wish if they accept all the injustice we want to mete out. Life is about tradeoffs; we do all the trade in wealth, and they get offed by grim racist living conditions, and lack of health care.
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Disparate impact is thrown around by those who still see color as a concept that is supposed to say something important. How can our laws affect people differently today because of colors we no longer see, after merely 400 years of deep-seated, inculcated oppression by people who are a white color, and are considered the best color of people by those same people? There was no historical precedent for this kind of data use in the Supreme Court to argue the validity of racism until civil rights became so damn important! This is just reverse modernity racism, and Constitutional originalist persecution by liberals.
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For example, if unarmed people of the colors we cannot see are killed at more than three times the rate of whites by police, liberals will call this systemic racism. Yet numbers are numbers not facts in the sense that facts are always true, especially when it describes what we cannot see, which is color. Being color-blind is another way of saying, “He was not lynched by that smiling white citizens mob in the picture taken at that presidential Klan rally. The colorless person we cannot see there fell into that noose on his own reconnaissance.”
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Not recognizing our own white culpability is basic jurisprudence and plausible senility. Whites like me are transcending beyond color-blind to colorless gradations pseudoscience and sophism. Therefore, our word and ways are still golden no matter what we are seeing, or not seeing, when it is beneficial to us. When liberals who still see color point out travesties, tragedies, and tapestries, they have weaved together crazy lies about the horrible things we have done in the past, and have been caught on video doing recently. Yes, if seen through eyes with colorizing potential, there are likely many reasons that prove it is bad, but bad is relative when you and your relatives are white.
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As whites, we do not see ourselves as being better or more deserving, except when there are things to gain from it. Calling us racists is like calling crows by cawing. A better way to say the same thing is another way that does not seem so damning. That said, being color-blind is a white washing of racism that is done to show we whites can do our own washing, and not to admit to something heinous, which would be overruled by Supreme Court Chief Justice John TaneyTanya Roberts, anyway.
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Having greater control of the federal courts will not be used to shore up our colorless racist structures. These are libelous lies liberals tell. That we named someone called Jeff Davis Beauregard Secessionist as the attorney general is all liberals can throw at us. Separating children from parents at the border could be another one, but I was not going to disclose it. Ending unconstitutional policing as A.G. Secessionist will also be dredged up by those damn liberals. Yet noting more irrefutable facts as those is not the job of a color-blind white like myself.
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White supremacist angelical christian nationalists, like I have been for my entire life, are not dangerous people. By putting angelical in our name, we are absolved of our treachery, trickery, and human rights trampling. Being persecuted as we are for misremembering our color-blinded past, and bringing it to the future with a saintly insane vindictiveness, and wholly unrighteous vengeance, gives us a big sad face. Seeing our democracy fail horribly is not something we want, but what our god demands, as he could have stated in our Constitution in colorless ink. We are powerless to stand up against such a loving god.
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Yes, this nation was founded on the christian faith (and if we must say it, judeo too). While our Constitution cites this nowhere we can see, it may be that our color-blindness has progressed to optical parchment palsy, or it is the colorless ink. Not understanding medical or any science, we christian Herbalife naturalists and supremacist homeopath fizzle-shun assistants must leave the actual diagnosis of palsy or invisible ink up to liberals, who know all kinds of science.
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Otherwise, the founders are fodder fathers for any scattershot lies we plant or plot. Remember, our benevolent god called on us to employ native people genocide, and enjoy slave autocracy, to create this great nation! It is right there in the bible, a few words haphazardly strung together in a number of places, clarifying the whole insidiously awful plan.
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Then god lost the Civil War for us. Afterward he said, guerrilla fight the country we supposedly love in trench warfare against the yankees who forced us to see color. All we wanted to do was live in peace with a heavy hateful hand hovering over those colorless people who did all our hard work. After slavery, our white laziness was genetically built in, so we still needed those people with a real good work ethic who we also could keep abusing as they do our bidding. Due to some freak accident, they were the people who were different than us because god said Ham was not kosher.
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Simply read the bible, near where it says stone women to death for having premarital sex, and you can interpret that god meant 18th century Americans with a Declaration of Independence that says all men are created equal. That is why we sing the song: Jesus loves me, this I know, if I am a white man. We must respect these ideas that originated from slave holders, and their slave-loving bible apologists. That is our history, and we are stuck with it as originalists.
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I have heard it called the Jim Crow era, but we, the powerful southern whites, just called it an armed camp of crazy, violent, angry, racist white confederate crackers, or caucasian counterfeit Americans. The people liberals call black today, actually liked it better back then when their lives were less free. Like all humans, non-white people are fine with others telling them how, and when life was better for them. Southern whites were even better at knowing this kind of thing. We are proud of that hegemonic tradition. That is why we are stuck with statues of white men who represent cognition corruption, societal sadism, and democracy destruction.
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Now that non-white culture is causing so many problems, we have been fully vindicated. While many people we cannot see anymore were starved, beaten, and murdered during the 100 years of Jim Crow, today our official laws have managed to do other terrible things. No more short, mob like meetings of our White Citizens’ Councils calling for lynchings; instead the Congress, President, and Supreme Court are getting together to make the lives of non-white Americans dreadful. Today we still imprison and execute more people we-do-not-see than us whites. But this data is only a flaw in our legal system. If we were not collecting racial data, no one need ever have known. F.Y.I., white washing keeps whites blissful.
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When liberals call white conservative angelical christians names, they are attacking us because of our faith in color-blindness, hyperbolic hypocrisy, and sales of Chief Justice John T.T. Roberts’ voter suppression merch. But Obama started everything when he said we clung to our AR15s and binders full of women. He confused our clinging and binding with those Middle East Mormon WMD Potemkin armories.
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That our hate of Obama is spurred on by his race others can see, is completely inline with basic facts, but is unlikely to be believed by our supporters because god is on our side. The triune god of lying, lechery, and causing government lethargy. More importantly due to the help of Steve Bannon and Stephen Miller, a.k.a. the anti-christ and his sidekick, the self-hating Judas, who spread our message of doom, and hostility toward those we cannot see.
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Reporters trying to pin us down with facts is like an old testament prophet placed in quicksand. That said, since it has never been that dangerous for us, we can say that being white in America is more dangerous now than it has ever been, without lying. Not having all the power now, and abusing it terribly when we had it all, is making us very fearful. The white race is thoroughly threatened by the facts, and the prophets of truth.
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For example, we whites, which is not a color, killed many more of those people in the days of Jim Crow, who we cannot see in a color-blind society, proves it is scarier today for whites. Republicans seem like a whites only party, only because all we can see is white, and nothing else. Unfortunately, making life more difficult for people we cannot see seems to have a negative effect on them, even though it is their culture that causes us to make their lives a living hell. We would tell you who we whites mean if we could see them, or show you the red lines we put around them. But due to those facts, of a kind, it is taken out of our hands.
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Racism against whites is even worse in a color-blind society. We thought our insincere focus on not seeing colors unless it was beneficial to us would show our commitment to putting a nice face on white supremacist solidarity, which we see as beneficial to everyone if seen through our eyes. Yet when one white person out of a million complains erroneously about reverse racism like Bakke, Ricci, and Fisher did, we whites get vilified for our shallow and ahistorical understanding of racism. These are terrible burdens for white people who are not used to being burdened, except for having to attend too many coming out — KKK-blind membership reveal — parties in a week.
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Getting stuck in a color-blind society vortex was our intention when we lovingly fabricated the idea. Using a form of circular firing squad logic, we are unable to getaway alive with scrutiny. Denial of facts allows our members to demonize data that actually shows our lily white complicity. While somewhere in our past we had a true christian mission, today our persecution is as justified as it was 100 years ago during our angelical christian lynching phase. Yet, telling someone the truth about our christian nationalist racist actions is dangerous. Such truth telling would and should hurt us in every way we hurt others.
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However, please do not mention this color-blind caste confession. I was only making these comments to clear my conscience, not to inform on other whites who are actually good people, if you cannot know what is in their hearts and minds. Additionally, white people are just too fragile. Never pin them in a corner with their complicity, which they can never escape from, no matter how they squirm, deny, and whine. We cannot stop from going all pathetic on you when confronted with the truth.
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Counterfeit white Jesus please protect our disunion! You gave us slavery, Jim Crow, and white-supremacist christian nationalism, do not forsake the frightening, colorless white future we still have planned!
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A satirical burst by Richard The Chwalek.
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NOTE: I have never been a Republican, everything above is satire, except for the true parts.
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