The Dud of A Tyrant, And His Many Parrots Deflower The Tree of Hypocrisy

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First published on Medium.

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The Trumplican Party has been skewered, scorned, and scarred, but unfortunately not totally scrubbed from the scene. Why do they still parrot the seditious salivations and duplicitous diatribes of their dear leaver of the office? Geez, we do live in confusing times, when the constitutionally-illiterate opposition gets away with many high on-something crimes.

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We mustn’t tarry any longer in this unsafe space for democracy. They have stormed many Capitol Hills passed micro-aggressions. Their archaic antebellum wish to separate anxieties make them a double-take disunion danger. Nothing Trumplicans say, or do, is in the best interest of our nation.

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They don’t want to just get along; actualized in their we cannot get along, goons with elongated guns. That’s what I’m saying little dogie. Getting very close, and intimate to a gun is what gives their lives meaning. The 2nd Amendment is weaved into a creepy, 2nd appendage envy. The Vaseline Jelly is cleaned from the shelves anytime they have a convention; all the glistening AR15s are a sight no one should ever know about, let alone see.

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As QAnon makes its presence known in the halls of Congress, the future of these United States becomes a B-Movie disaster RealityTV plot. While the evidence to prove the conspiracies QAnon promotes are somewhat sketchy, it is not stopping Trumplicans from buying shares in the conspiracy fabricator. After January 6th, it looked as though Robin Hood would facilitate a 2nd coup today, tada! However, the farces of federal planning under Trump were again barely ready to defend our nation, and succeeded half assedly, allowing only 400 thousand to die.

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On this day in history, Maralago Taylor Swift Lorne Greene will be forever known as the cattle rancher, crossover musician for a chintzy, Florida golf course, crazy-colluder in thief. Her style of politicking is now the abnormal for the GOPeed itself. She burns bright as a servant of the cellar lord satan, clinging to her glistening AR15, and upside-down bible. Parading around Congress like a pinheaded, bobblehead head case, she is full of vin, vinegar, and cheap vodka.

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We cannot merely criticize how the Trumplican Party is doing; we must pile on with stronger and more sarcastic epithets. While I will hold back my opinion for what is going on in our nation’s capitol and in other state capitols, I hope that you will engage in the most inappropriate sniping possible. As Americans with characters lacking character development are finessed, and having sarcastic caricature skills that often digress, we must soldier and solder on with as much satire and brimstoning as possible.

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Let me leave you with the solemn words of discouragement, ye satanous sellouts of a political party. Trump toadies and complicit Congresspeople, and legislators throughout the nation, your leadership is leaderless and your ship is fatally listless. God is not on your side. No way does Yahweh pick sides; Jehovah is all about the entrée. These statements of fact may seem unintelligible to a Trumplican, but isn’t every fact unintelligible to you people of the fake christians sect?

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Everyone directly or indirectly involved in the debacle at the capitol, please await your sentencing dates with patience and fortitude, or just whine about it, and perjure yourself, like your golf hermitage and constitutional vermin tyrant in his eternal sand trap of prosecutorial purgatory.

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Blessed be the god that would smite every unconstitutional, autocrat, secessionist, divider, dominionist, and rebellious traitor. I say this with my somewhat better angel, and with love thy neighbor, who isn’t a traitor, purity.

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By Richard The Chwalek

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Claim: Thomas Jefferson once said that “the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.” True or not?

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